Something is happening. My brothers and sisters are getting feisty. I think a Human is coming to pick one of us. We all lie in a random position and look lifeless. We don’t want them to be scared away. I don’t care. It is the peak of my beauty and I need to be chosen. I am ready for this. A tiny Human comes closer. I can feel the shadow of the small thing over me.The big human picked up my tallest brother, my biggest brother, and walked towards me. He picked up the brother next to me, ignoring what I could offer. In five minutes, my dreams were a reality and then back to dreams.
The Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer Shirt
In Scotland a lot of folklore, including that of Halloween, is centered around the belief in faeries. Children dress up in The Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer Shirt and carry around a “scary” face carved into a swede turnip (rutabaga) to frighten away the evil faeries. Popular children’s games played on this evening include “dookin” for apples (retrieving an apple from a bucket of water using only one’s mouth), and eating, while blindfolded, a treacle-coated scone hanging from a piece of string.

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- Ribbed and double stitched collar
- Machine-wash safe
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- Unisex
- Products are proudly printed in the United States
- Material Type: 35% Cotton – 65% Polyester
- Soft material feels great on your skin and very light
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